Statistics

I say what I mean and I am mean
Sum it up and divide by anger
Centered on rage
And distributed normally

The median runs between these two
Anger to the left and regret to the right
I'm half above and half below
But never what I seem to be

The mode is just what’s
Common but you are
Never common since
You are so rare.

I mean to say the
Median is a hard place
To walk with all those trees
But your mode is
So uncommon that
I’ll just stand here
With buckled knees.